A Beautiful Mess of an Open Book

What girls say: I'm fine

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:25:33 -0400

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

panempropaganda: Go Inside The ‘Catching Fire’ Party at Cannes...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:24:10 -0400

panempropaganda:

Go Inside The ‘Catching Fire’ Party at Cannes

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obamadawn:

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:22:41 -0400

obamadawn:

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:21:00 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:15:44 -0400

My stalking has lead me to the conclusion that he either did not participate, did not belong, or is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:06:52 -0400

My stalking has lead me to the conclusion that he either did not participate, did not belong, or is old as the hills.
Need to investigate further.

Jennifer Lawrence rocking Cannes in Christian Dior (May 18)

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:18:31 -0400

Jennifer Lawrence rocking Cannes in Christian Dior (May 18)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:16:24 -0400

conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:16:10 -0400

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

Mourners remember man hit by DeLand Police cruiser

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:15:48 -0400

Mourners remember man hit by DeLand Police cruiser :

allcopsarebad:

May 18, 2013
“According to a preliminary Florida Highway Patrol report, Brown was trying to get away from a pair of DeLand police officers when he jumped out of his car.

Police said Brown was being pulled over because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

Officer James Harris, who has been on the force for less than a year, pulled around another officer who had blocked Brown’s car in, (left the road and traveled more than 100 feet through a field) and that’s when he ran Brown over, killing him.”

sasstielwinchesass: wingedfreckles: jennycockles: dmitriackles: HOLD THE FUCK UP IS JENSEN’S...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:15:00 -0400

sasstielwinchesass:

wingedfreckles:

jennycockles:

dmitriackles:

HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS JENSEN’S SLOWLY ROCKING HIS HIPS???

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT OR

ALSO MISHA’S CASUAL ACCIDENTAL DRAG OF HIS HAND OVER JENSEN’S DICK

AND MISHA KINDA PUSHING JENSEN’S SHIRT UP AND HIS OTHER HAND ALMOST ON JENSEN’S ASS PLS

AND MISHA’S FACE LIKE AW YIS I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M DOING

jeffibeatbox: my-vicesandvirtues: timmythefirst: whocareshere:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:14:13 -0400

jeffibeatbox:

my-vicesandvirtues:

timmythefirst:

whocareshere:

majestical-as-fcuk:

wilde-exotic:

hopeless-and-broken1458:

daryian:

kanefoster:

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! :D

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so smart. And I love his laugh. 💕

bahahahaha omg kane, your laugh xDDD ahhahaha

Oh my god that was perfect 😂👏👏

Probably the best prank video I’ve ever seen. If you haven’t seen this, you need to :’)

That was incredibly perfect omg lol ☺😂

plot twist level 1000

Australian boys plz

“I put too much water in there”

DEAD

Oh my god. Does anyone else watch orphan black? Omg. That was really messed up.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:12:13 -0400

Oh my god. Does anyone else watch orphan black?
Omg. That was really messed up.

deduction-to-seduction: breakyourprettywings: crowley-: mercu...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:03:25 -0400

deduction-to-seduction:

breakyourprettywings:

crowley-:

mercuriandream:

wendigos:

DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Yes, this is actually from a real episode.

basisforcomparison: i love this.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:02:32 -0400

basisforcomparison:

i love this.

renandstimpy: this is everything

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00:13 -0400

renandstimpy:

this is everything

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